Dave Berkson
Golfing legend Tiger woods will no longer be praying golf or living it in style in country club and celebrating as the often partaking famous golfer was killed today in a brutal car crash. Tiger woods was in a hurry to play dome golf with fellow elite Drew Brees and they were going to discuss his future and whether he would play football and Mr Woods car crashed down a mountain in the foothills of California. The arguably best golfer ever has had trouble with automobiles n the past totally being so concentrated on golf that the man is unable to drive a automobile effectively and should of always have a limousine driver and for some reason this man never bothered with hiring these trained professionals behind the wheel. Tiger Woods was killed today and his legacy as the firs major Black golfer and a a man who seemed
destined to break Arnold Palmer's and Jack Nickles golf records and own all of them now will never get a chance t break these incredible golf records in this incredible sport for the one percent. Tiger Wood was trained by a racial identnarian in Earl Wood an he trained Toner to be a great golfer giving him clubs and the best teachers at the age of one. Mr Woods head was smashed and this man only knew how to drive golf balls and golf carts and Mr Tiger was always a bad driver of automobiles and many people are pondering why the fuck this man continued to drive one when he had like a seventh grade driver licences and education in driving one. Tiger Woods had some accidents in the past when he cheated on what was a beautiful blonde Swedish wife that appearantly didn't satisfy him and by some accounts he had like 1500 prostitutes a month back in his heyday and had little time to actually go to driving school and learning the craft of driving one but thought it was so easy he could just get behind the wheel and that it did the same as a golf cart on the country club old country greens. Tiger Green dead at the age of 48
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